When’s he going to remember his dictaphone?The other end, you berk!Like a limestone cowgirlI dare say, but when it got this long I knew he was lying.I thought I’d make Holmes the stupid one this time.Hand’s off!I thought you said your client had crabsI ‘ope zat is ze only pair Buckingham got ‘is ‘ands on!Let’s see them get through that!

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Richard Hannay & Sir Walter Bullivant

Our Debut Classic Production - BUY NOW

THE THIRTY-NINE STEPS... I counted them


by Richard Hannay, as told to John Buchan and parodied for your amusement by Peter Wear.

In a desperate attempt to assuage his ennui, Richard Hannay, footloose and fancy free in Edwardian London, visits a local music hall, thereby triggering the events that become one of the greatest spy stories of all time.


Holmes & Watson

Our Next Classic Production - Coming Soon

"The Hound of the Baskervilles"


by Dr. John H. Watson as told to Arthur Conan Doyle and parodied for your amusement by Peter Wear.

Dr. Mortimer:  "Mr. Holmes.  It was a paw impression of a big dog."
Holmes:  "Yes, they are notoriously difficult to do impressions of."


Major Brickbat & Daphne Dalrymple

Our First Original Production - Coming Less Soon

"Passport to Danger"

Featuring Major Brickbat as the lantern-jawed hero, Sandy Piper as his cheeky, chirpy side-kick and Daphne Dalrymple in a fetching tweed outfit from Swan & Edgar in their undying quest to search out and bring to justice the enemies of the Queen!

H. M. the Queen:  "One is most grateful. Enemies can be so tiresome!"

To be Recorded before an Audience with ‘live’ musical accompaniment.
Contact us if you would like to be notified about tickets for the recording.


Forthcoming Productions  ( In no particuar order )

"The 3 Musketeers...and the Other Bloke"

"800 B.C. - A Thrace Odyssey"

"The Hits and Myths of Robin Hood"

"The Overnight Case"  ( A Film Noir - for your ears only )

"Radio’s the Lost Art"

"Abridged Too Far"